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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 08:16

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

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Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.